tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28957011.post-30130480973626112962008-04-29T18:17:00.007-04:002008-04-30T06:42:12.155-04:002008-04-30T06:42:12.155-04:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://bp0.blogger.com/_nHkHmJl7K88/SBegwidRCiI/AAAAAAAAA9A/gnWIsMyAKUU/s1600-h/Redbeltposter.jpg"><img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://bp0.blogger.com/_nHkHmJl7K88/SBegwidRCiI/AAAAAAAAA9A/gnWIsMyAKUU/s320/Redbeltposter.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5194797450938878498" /></a><br />Alright, did somebody spike my Crystal Lite with Felix the Cat acid?<br /><br />Is <em>Redbelt</em> really a martial arts movie starring Chiwetel Ejiofor and Tim Allen -- and directed by <em>David Fucking Mamet?</em><br /><br />Dear God.<br /><br />Coming Soon: Takashi Miike's remake of <em>Sense & Sensibility</em>, starring Sonny Chiba and William H. MacyChezhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06125538523345637439noreply@blogger.com