tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28957011.post3826987790923471170..comments2008-07-10T06:47:58.361-04:00Chezhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06125538523345637439deusexmalcontent@gmail.comBlogger17125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28957011.post-44529156393172400122008-07-10T06:46:00.000-04:002008-07-10T06:46:00.000-04:00Yeah, uh, if any of you New Yorkers could hold on to that bed for a few days, I'll be up to get it this weekend. And it'd be really great if you could save me some time and already have the Ecstacy and barely-legal Thai hookers waiting when I get there.Harrisharris.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28957011.post-87746182152746456422008-07-09T17:32:00.000-04:002008-07-09T17:32:00.000-04:00Damn Chez....I'm suddenly very jealous of you.dick_goziniahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13421968746754769244noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28957011.post-54202959243585171232008-07-09T11:28:00.000-04:002008-07-09T11:28:00.000-04:00Fair they well, old bed. May a flight of boxsprings sing thee to thy rest.Mr. Controversyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12062392724312904298noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28957011.post-25074368157283059832008-07-09T11:26:00.000-04:002008-07-09T11:26:00.000-04:00Jayne - Handcuffs? The arm of a dead hooker? The last shreds of Chez' pride?Mannyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14873019372613791610noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28957011.post-67765608520054962672008-07-09T10:44:00.000-04:002008-07-09T10:44:00.000-04:00BV- when Chez and I moved from Atlanta to New York, he came up ahead of me to start work at CNN and I stayed behind to pack and wait for the movers. Imagine my embarrassment when they were taking apart that bed, and what did they find clasped to the bars? We all just went on as if we saw nothing...<BR/><BR/>totally true.Jaynehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13369558937776987035noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28957011.post-88194989470884819482008-07-09T10:23:00.000-04:002008-07-09T10:23:00.000-04:00More like rest in pieces...MataHarihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16159231303093984414noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28957011.post-17148423248792150992008-07-09T10:21:00.000-04:002008-07-09T10:21:00.000-04:00I think I'm a little jealous of you..Amyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14790936462635447998noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28957011.post-54262664743334507262008-07-09T10:10:00.000-04:002008-07-09T10:10:00.000-04:00That a great bed for hand cuffs, but for some reason I think you know that already.BVhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16035765427161021192noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28957011.post-37179723125408752552008-07-09T08:49:00.000-04:002008-07-09T08:49:00.000-04:00I have been married 3x as well - of course I am 51! My first husband decided to play for the other team, My second husband made my life a freaking misery - and my third husband is, well, we are just lucky we found each other! Five years on the first, 13 years on the second, and 10 and counting on Mr. Wonderful.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28957011.post-90137247726828606232008-07-09T07:01:00.000-04:002008-07-09T07:01:00.000-04:00Sorry, you'll need to read the book to find out any more about my past. (See what I did there?)<BR/><BR/>By the way, not only is Jayne tolerant -- it was her idea to have me post this little eulogy to my bed.<BR/><BR/>For the record, please take this whole thing with the tongue-in-cheek, self-deprecating spirit with which it's being offered up.Chezhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06125538523345637439noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28957011.post-31084336782156217812008-07-09T02:31:00.000-04:002008-07-09T02:31:00.000-04:003 wives? your wives? you have mentioned horrid ex and blissful current alot. how long did the other one last?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28957011.post-43083011080867609652008-07-09T00:47:00.000-04:002008-07-09T00:47:00.000-04:00Jayne is a tolerant woman, isn't she, Chez?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28957011.post-70238958112792958462008-07-09T00:30:00.000-04:002008-07-09T00:30:00.000-04:00Oh. Yeah...<BR/><BR/><BR/><BR/><I>That</I> bed.VOTARhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09372090112513792949noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28957011.post-88104366490361016772008-07-08T23:07:00.000-04:002008-07-08T23:07:00.000-04:00or why not donate it to goodwill or habitat for humanity. As long as it's not broken let someone else find the joys and sorrows of it.lakeladyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09406057705825151107noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28957011.post-4879765294494281062008-07-08T22:57:00.000-04:002008-07-08T22:57:00.000-04:00You've set that bed loose upon the world? Do you think it's just going to sit there waiting to be tossed out?<BR/><BR/>Who knows the kinds of things it might go out and do? The kinds of deviant things it might try to teach other potential bed-using humans?<BR/><BR/>It doesn't bear thinking about; if I do, I might start getting hot and bothered and have to wake up the wife.Deacon Bluehttp://holyhell.wordpress.com/noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28957011.post-42194866338073297542008-07-08T20:59:00.000-04:002008-07-08T20:59:00.000-04:00Put it on Craigslist. Just make sure you use that same description.kanyehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01938023787101251164noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28957011.post-59547579177896221722008-07-08T19:26:00.000-04:002008-07-08T19:26:00.000-04:00You can't just toss that bed. At least try offer it to the Smithsonian first.sparksinnerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13104374724286164601noreply@blogger.com