tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28957011.post2964264029545466959..comments2007-09-06T22:06:13.519-04:00Chezhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06125538523345637439deusexmalcontent@gmail.comBlogger12125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28957011.post-70927970873080917752007-09-06T20:11:00.000-04:002007-09-06T20:11:00.000-04:00What was ever "funny" about the guy, anyway?RottweilerTOMhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13344528927169939916noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28957011.post-74441812871551756442007-09-05T11:56:00.000-04:002007-09-05T11:56:00.000-04:00Wow. All this time I thought Jerry Lewis WAS gay. Ho hum, life goes on...Karl and Miahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08178878505980145559noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28957011.post-75916351834448531402007-09-05T10:39:00.000-04:002007-09-05T10:39:00.000-04:00[proudly wearing new C.U.N.T. button on lapel]Robohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10912782699413879435noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28957011.post-7022165285845504932007-09-05T04:35:33.182-04:002007-09-05T04:35:33.182-04:00God I love you Kell.Chezhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06125538523345637439noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28957011.post-30972288007186388712007-09-05T01:28:13.262-04:002007-09-05T01:28:13.262-04:00Votar, what you do with the neighborhood children is your own damn business.Chezhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06125538523345637439noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28957011.post-76324774145351597962007-09-05T01:02:00.000-04:002007-09-05T01:02:00.000-04:00Last night I saw Jerry Lewis punch out Sandra Bernhard on the brilliant "King of comedy". It was gold!<BR/><BR/>Ps: Rottweilertom, women comedians SHOULD be at home having babies.Kellhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12070480641074260791noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28957011.post-75687918331493221912007-09-04T21:27:00.000-04:002007-09-04T21:27:00.000-04:00You know, this is just the latest in a recent string of prejudicial offenses you have authored, and I just can't take it any more.<BR/><BR/>I refer of course to your recent post that leveled a not-so-subtle juxtaposition between Anderson Cooper and cunnilingus. The implied innuendo is obvious, and I am frankly so offended that I am forced to reveal a long-closeted fact that must now endure that cold, bright light of full disclosure, for my own peace of mind as well as that of every other man of my kind.<BR/><BR/>I'm sorry that I have to use your blog to do this, my friend, but you leave me with no other choice.<BR/><BR/>I am -- and have been for much of my life -- a practitioner of cunnilingus.<BR/><BR/>There. *Whew!* What a relief. It's out there. Wow... I feel that a tremendous burden has been lifted off of me, a great, suffocating weight, a smothering, wet sensation that I've had to live with all these years. I've been taking it on the chin for far too long, endured all the tongue lashings, eaten the humble pie. All those meals alone down at the "Y," boxed in, up at the crack of dawn. I've wiped the sweat from my brow and plowed ahead, bravely into the deep.<BR/><BR/>Yes, my name is Votar, and I'm proud to declare that I am a cunnilinguist!<BR/><BR/>I'm forming a support group, an action committee for others to join in my cause. Cunnilinguists Uniting Neighbors with Tolerance needs your support! C.U.N.T. will lick the competition, we will snatch victory from the jaws of defeat! This issue needs to be aired out once and for all, and left fresh and clean like a warm summer's eve.<BR/><BR/>Join me! Our first meeting is next week. Tang will be served.JEDI MASTER VODAhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09372090112513792949noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28957011.post-37331447916739290842007-09-04T20:55:00.000-04:002007-09-04T20:55:00.000-04:00<I>Besides, you wanna know what's really offensive and intolerable -- a professional victim.</I> Yes.<BR/><BR/>Leave the poor ol' fella alone. We've all heard worse.demondollhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07109263098173803603noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28957011.post-46329703399244603172007-09-04T20:49:00.000-04:002007-09-04T20:49:00.000-04:00None of Mel Brooks's later movies even came CLOSE to the edginess of Blazing Saddles...but then again, much of that had to do with Richard Pryor's writing efforts not just Mel losing his balls.<BR/><BR/>I respect Jerry's efforts - but 'fag' comment aside, he was just painful to watch even for the few minutes I tuned in. It was like watching a broken down horse try to finish up the 1/4 mile...just as excruciating as seeing Dick Clark last new years. <BR/><BR/>Not even worth it to take him to task - he's a faded ghost of a guy that was never that damn funny anyways. "Hey laydeeeeee"...oy.<BR/><BR/>At least he's raised a shitload of money for medical research. $63 mil should buy a few stem cells. ;-)Alhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16740900258578814431noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28957011.post-67302662743058502362007-09-04T20:27:00.000-04:002007-09-04T20:27:00.000-04:00Dinosaur? Yes. A throw-back he is, but no excuses for the guy. Am I offended - no. Am I offended by GLAAD's interest in getting in front of the cameras - no. <BR/><BR/>But no matter what, Jerry will get what he deserves for 24 hr hopefully then that will end it - simply as a reminder that he can't use his position to throw shit around the airways - just like when he said women comedians should be home having babies. <BR/><BR/>The whole ratpack were a bunch of doucebags anyway. Sorry Chez.RottweilerTOMhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13344528927169939916noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28957011.post-42007872479280287842007-09-04T19:20:00.000-04:002007-09-04T19:20:00.000-04:00<I>"Jesus, I can only imagine the trouble Frank and Dino would've gotten in these days for the kind of things they used to say to Sammy."</I><BR/><BR/>ABSO-FRIGGIN-LUTELY!!! I re-watched <B>Blazing Saddles</B> this weekend. I don't think it could be made today, because of the outrage, the racial slurs. <BR/><BR/>Why is everyone so offended?slouchmonkeyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13944523377410541475noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28957011.post-39851531265369807872007-09-04T19:10:00.000-04:002007-09-04T19:10:00.000-04:00As Chris Rock said..<BR/>"Come on, man. Lie to me, Jerry! What the fuck you doing, Jerry? Put a stick in the kid's back, prop him up or some shit! Come on, call Steven Spielberg. Get some special effects on this shit! Get George Lucas on the case! CGl, motherfucker!<BR/><BR/>What the fuck! Tie some string around him, make a cripple puppet or some shit.<BR/><BR/>Lie to me!<BR/> <BR/>Where the fuck's the money going? What, to keep Jerry's hair black? Where's the money going? Think about it.<BR/> <BR/>Frank Sinatra: dead. Dean Martin: dead.<BR/>Sammy Davis: dead. <BR/> <BR/>Jerry Lewis got a full head of black hair. And if you ain't gonna cure the disease, cut the kids a check!"Alhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16740900258578814431noreply@blogger.com