Tuesday, July 02, 2013

Quote of the Day, Jr.


"You're going to have to wait along with everybody else. I will say that there are vast programs, both domestic and international spying, that the world will be shocked to learn about, that the NSA is engaged in with no democratic accountability and that's what driving our reporting."

-- Glenn Greenwald to Fox News's Eric Bolling today

A tease. A tease, you fucking hack.

I swear, I'm going to deck the next person who tells me that Glenn Greenwald is a serious journalist and not a narcissistic child who's strictly doing this for the shot of pure adrenaline into the heart of his sense of self-importance it's giving him. First of all, Greenwald talks to a racist piece of crap like Eric Bolling as if he's someone whose views are worth taking seriously -- then he drops back to coy-little-girl mode just as Bolling decides can't take it anymore and needs to show his appreciation and excitement by basically pulling his dong out and stroking it for him.

Jesus, Greenwald's a joke.

5 comments:

Victor the Crab said...

Oh please do deck these Kool-Aid drinking acolytes of Greenwald for us the second they open their yappers, Chez.

Bob Cesca said...

Don't you know? Egregious privacy violations that cut to the very fabric of the Constitution need to be incrementally dosed out like episodes of an awesome TV series.

Chez said...

I'm surprised Greenwald's interview didn't end with a sudden cut to a beeping digital clock that counted up to the top of the hour.

Anonymous said...

I knew Greenwald was wordy and pretentious, but that sure is a convoluted way of saying “We got nothing, but please don’t turn the cameras off!”

Anonymous said...

"... to show his appreciation and excitement by basically pulling his dong out and stroking it for him."
You have no idea how long I've been waiting for you to utter these words Chez.
Thank you.
Love you,
Glenn