Friday, April 12, 2013

Tweet of the Day



Perfect. Just perfect. I've gotta give Stockman credit: He manages to push two GOP articles of faith in one simple sentence and create an image of a kind of conservative utopia, where abortion is impossible and even the unborn are armed.

Stockman, by the way, is a special kind of raging idiot, even among Texas conservatives, who as you know have raised raging idiocy to a transcendent art form. He's the one who took Ted Nugent as his date to the State of the Union address earlier this year; he's vowed on more than one occasion to try to impeach Barack Obama; and he recently invited any gun owner who feels "persecuted" by his state to move to Texas, an idea that I have to admit I'm all for. By all means let's concentrate them in the one place they're all already pretty much concentrated in, then maybe build the 50-foot-high electrical border fence they've all been clamoring for and cut the whole fucking place loose as its own post-apocalyptic wasteland.

Seriously, Texas is the stupidest goddamn place on Earth.

Adding: Oh, hey, look. No sooner had I posted the above than I came across this tweet from Barry Smitherman, whom Rick Perry appointed as the top Texas oil and gas regulator. Basically, Smitherman is all outraged over Republican lawmakers who either support sensible gun control or who apparently aren't fighting hard enough to defend unimpeded gun access -- so of course he circulates a picture that accuses them of being guilty of "TREASON" and hangs a noose next to their names. Not only are these people stupid and crazy, they're also really fucking dangerous.



6 comments:

Matt said...

Lindsey Graham and John McCain are on his treason list? Holy fuckballs.

Tuba Terry said...

Worse than merely stupid, crazy and dangerous: they're in charge of shit.

Mikey said...

Just out of curiosity, is Texas now even crazier than your old stomping grounds, and my unfortunately current stomping grounds, of Florida? Things are still really messed up down here.

Chez said...

Actually, yeah, Texas is crazier -- because in addition to all the lunacy and stupidity, Texas has that laughable pride thing, where they think they're actually better than everybody. They're special alright -- in the short bus kind of way.

J. Walker said...

As someone who lives here -- not just in Texas, but actually in that stupid fucker's Congressional district -- I can vouch for Texas being the crazier place. It feels like I'm perpetually surrounded by Klingons, but dumber and louder.

Victor the Crab said...

There's no way that asshole can be that fucking purposefuly retarted. It has to be some form of performance art.