Wednesday, April 24, 2013

Quote of the Day


"After the establishment media called me abhorrent for talking about the ‘Family Guy’ clip and Fox pulled that episode, that was all the evidence I needed that I had stumbled upon the truth. In fact, I discovered the United States government had this false flag attack planned way back in the 1940s, when the Road Runner and the Coyote were created. Let’s look at the facts: the Coyote is this loner, a pathetic loser who is always trying to kill and maim the Road Runner with dangerous explosives he got from the ACME Corporation, which sounds just like the American government. You have to be a low-grade moron to not see parallels with these two Chechen kids, these losers who supposedly carried out this bombing; and the runners -- the Road Runners -- in Boston. Only this time, after many failed attempts, the Coyote was successful."

-- Alex Jones on the Boston Marathon bombing, according to the Daily Currant

Yeah, the Daily Currant is a satire site. But be honest: Could you really tell by this quote?

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

There is a Family Guy quote which works beautifully as a response.

Bryan: "Can I buy some pot from you?"

ZIRGAR said...

Holy shit. I really thought that was an actual Alex Jones quote. How sad is it that this guy has stepped into self-parody like that? And sadder still is lots of people think his words are wisdom and not the febrile and addled ramblings of a twisted, photo negative Chance the Gardener.

Kyle said...

No. No I could not.

Drew said...

DOH! I completely fell for the ruse! *facepalm*

Your point has been proved. Did you plan this dupe on me back in the 50's?

Entropy Hed said...

Poe's Law is in effect with folks like Alex Jones.