Wednesday, March 06, 2013

We Are All Beauty Pageant Winners Who Did Amateur Porn

Today's Daily Banter column takes a look, in more ways than one, at Melissa King -- the 18-year-old girl who was forced to resign as Miss Delaware Teen USA because she did amateur porn.

Here's the opening shot:

"Several years back I was out with some friends in Fort Lauderdale when I came across a porn star. No, not literally.

Our group had decided to go grab sushi at a popular place and as we approached the hostess stand to put our name in for a table, I basically froze in my tracks, my eyes suddenly widening and my gaze fixed directly in front of me. The girlfriend of one of my friends turned to me with a bemused look and tossed out a cliché that was actually perfectly appropriate: 'What’s the matter with you? You look like you’ve just seen a ghost.' I was honestly speechless, because, as it turned out, it wasn’t a ghost I was looking at but someone I’d recently seen naked. Having sex. Pretty damn well, I might add.

'I know that girl,' I finally said, still a little dumbstruck. I then shook myself out of my daze, hurriedly dragged my friends off to the side, and explained that the hostess at the sushi restaurant — the 20-something blonde with the pixie-cut and the tattoo around her bellybutton, visible because of the halter top she was wearing — had done porn for an amateur website run out of South Florida. (They didn’t bother asking how I knew this; they know me.)"

Read the Rest Here

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