Friday, March 08, 2013

Assistant Quote of the Day

"My theory about Taylor Swift is that she's a virgin, that everyone breaks up with her because they date her for two weeks and she's like, 'I'm not gonna do it.' And they're like, 'Oh, well, forget it, then I don't want to date you.' Every guy thinks they're going to devirginize her, and they're not. She's never going to get devirginized, ever, ever, ever, ever."

-- Chelsea Handler

There's nothing particularly insightful about the above quote, but the "never, ever, ever" thing is fucking gold.

1 comment:

Claude Weaver said...

Eh, not as good as your buttsex one. Plus, that's way more believable.