Tuesday, February 19, 2013

"Served Drunk and On Fire"

And here we have what could very well be my favorite item of the week, compliments of Guy Fieri's unfortunate decision not to secure the domain name for his "Guy's American Kitchen and Bar" restaurant.

When you go to what by all accounts should be the web address for the legendarily maligned Times Square megalopolis of shitty food, this is what you get (click to engorge):

5 comments:

Stephen said...

The bidet is an MP3 player that plays Smashmouth while you eat.

fucking brilliant

Izar Talon said...

Oh MAN, that was exactly the same quote I was going to use!

Fucking Brllint, indeed.

FabMax said...

"Guy's Big Balls"?

No, thank you. Lost my appetite right there.

Anonymous said...

Immediately made me think of this: http://www.dula.tv/watch.php?file=clown-penis-dot-fart.flv

Stay awesome, Guy Fieri.

Matt said...

I think any restaurant could benefit from a ranch hose.