Thursday, February 21, 2013

It Only Gets Stupider From Here

Today's column for the Daily Banter may start a new weekly francise. I say that now, but considering how writing just this one column made my head throb like someone had taken a wrecking ball to my brain, I can't promise anything. Maybe I'll do it once in a while. Either way, I suffer for you.

Here's the opening shot:

"For a while now I’ve contemplated this: A specific weekly column that catalogs for posterity the latest examples of the Republican party and conservative movement in general’s descent into absolute, painfully stupid chaos. Last week, an entire piece could’ve been written on the unprecedented filibustering of Obama defense secretary nominee Chuck Hagel — notice how many, usually shameful and embarrassing, things have happened in American politics over the past few years that have never happened before? — and the fact that it stemmed from the ongoing apoplexy over conspiracy-minded Republican House-members’ Great White Whale, Benghazi. But certainly there was more than that last week. There always is. And I think that’s why I haven’t really bothered trying to keep track of the madness: It would take up too much of my time. A column detailing the damn-fool lunacy that is the modern Republican party on a week-to-week basis would probably take two full days to write and be 8,000 words long. Who has the time, or the miraculously regenerating supply of Tylenol, for that?

So I guess the best thing to do is keep it to only the biggest, most pronounced embarrassments of the week. I realize that even those will be up for debate by many, but I’ll do my best to highlight what I can and if I leave out your favorite example of conservative stupidity on occasion, my sincerest apologies.

So, let’s begin."

Read the Rest Here

1 comment:

Mart said...

Trump builds Trump Casino in 1984 for $280M, sells this week for $20M. From Huffpost: "Trump Entertainment Resorts plans to use proceeds from the Plaza sale to pay down its debt, which will be about $270 million after the sale, Griffin said". Why the hell anybody invests with the orangutan is beyond me.