Tuesday, February 05, 2013

Go Directly To Fail


From the "I Weep for the Future" file today comes the story of 18-year-old Penelope Soto of Miami (of course).

Just watch this from start to finish and tip a forty for the next generation.

My favorite part: when the judge asks this idiot how much money the jewelry she claims to own is worth and she replies through laughter, "Rick Ross." For that alone she should never be let out of jail.

10 comments:

Fungi said...

Doesn't she remind you of someone I used to date? Call Eric, stat!

kanye said...

This week, on a very special episode of "Victorious"...

Chez said...

Oh that's good, Kanye. But Ariana Grande is only playing dumb. (Yes, I'm very familiar with Victorious seeing as how I have a four-year-old daughter. Also, Liz Gillies makes me sigh. Don't judge.)

Chez said...

And yes, Greg. Absolutely.

kushiro said...

I like the part where she ties her hair back. She was gonna throw down with that old judge.

kanye said...

My nine-year-old daughter is pretty much over the show...it's all "House of Anubis" now...but my 13-year-old son and his friends never miss an episode. They watch, and then they call each other and argue over who's the hottest girl on the show. "Victorious" is pretty much their version of "Charlie's Angels".

And trust me, I get the Liz Gillies thing. She's straight out of every left-of-the-dial club of my youth. Yours too, I'd bet.

Chez said...

She's what I wish every left of the dial girl looked like in my youth. But yeah, gorgeous, creative and a raging bitch with daddy issues. What's not to love?

ntx said...

My 12 year old and I agree: Liz Gillies is cool. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Brrr3uFlvKU

Chez said...

She's got this wonderfully smoky voice that belies her age. And now I feel like a creepy old guy.

Oh well.

Claude Weaver said...

NOW you feel like a creepy old guy? Then again, it IS Liz Gillies. It is hard not to.

As far as Ms. Soto, I love that there are comments on the site trying to defend her with some weak-ass justifications. That judge was right to do what he did.

Hell with all the recent articles of crazy judges ordering spankings and other crazy punishments, this was downright sedate.