Wednesday, January 23, 2013

I Love You, Matt Bomer

Today's column for the Daily Banter is basically an open letter to White Collar's Matt Bomer. Whom I'm in love with.

Here's the opening shot:

"So I caught the season premiere of USA’s 'White Collar' last night. I don’t think I’ve ever watched the show, although I admit to having been inundated with commercials for its new episodes for weeks leading up to it; they punctuated each marathon of Law & Order: SVU that I willingly submitted myself to with enervating regularity and to the point where I now have the song from the ad, Ghostland Observatory’s Sad Sad City, on repeat on my iPod because I can’t feel normal without it ringing in my ears. Anyway, after sitting through it for an hour last night, I have something important to say to White Collar‘s star.

Damn you, Matt Bomer. Damn you."

Read the Rest Here


Carrie said...

I felt uncomfortable when I started watching White Collar because it was hard to look directly at him. He is that good looking.

Claude Weaver said...

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

i remember you talked a similar good game about Kate Gosselin, and when it came down to it, you balked.

You don't deserve an angel like Matt Bomer.

Anonymous said...

I felt the same way the day I watched the premier in 2009, there is no one quite like him...

Stephen said...

No sushi for you