Friday, November 16, 2012

Welcome To the Suck

Today's column for the Daily Banter looks at the upcoming movie The Canyons -- which doesn't look very good in any sense.

Here's the opening shot:

"I’ll make this quick because it’s Friday and I’m ready to pretend that I don’t still have a pile of work on my desk that isn’t going to get done by the magical work fairies I bought online and am now trying to grow on the back of my toilet.

Sure, this is a tall order, but can we finally dispense with the notion that a lot of things in this world are so bad they’re good?"

Read the Rest Here


pasta65 said...

Schrader shot his last load twenty years ago.

Nothing but dust comes out now.

Benoit from Ottawa said...

I dunno. Can a movie be too bad, indeed? This one here is one-starred.

"2 Headed Shark Attack (2012)

Survivors of a ship that sunk during their semester at sea try to escape from a two-headed shark.

Carmen Electra, Charlie O'Connell, Brooke Hogan, Gerald Webb, David Gallegos"

Great viewing in a few minutes...

Matt said...

I wonder if she now has a semi-pro sex tape in the can. You know, just in case people stop paying attention to her.