Friday, November 16, 2012

Welcome To the Suck


Today's column for the Daily Banter looks at the upcoming movie The Canyons -- which doesn't look very good in any sense.

Here's the opening shot:

"I’ll make this quick because it’s Friday and I’m ready to pretend that I don’t still have a pile of work on my desk that isn’t going to get done by the magical work fairies I bought online and am now trying to grow on the back of my toilet.

Sure, this is a tall order, but can we finally dispense with the notion that a lot of things in this world are so bad they’re good?"


Read the Rest Here

3 comments:

pasta65 said...

Schrader shot his last load twenty years ago.

Nothing but dust comes out now.

Benoit from Ottawa said...

I dunno. Can a movie be too bad, indeed? This one here is one-starred.

"2 Headed Shark Attack (2012)

Survivors of a ship that sunk during their semester at sea try to escape from a two-headed shark.

Carmen Electra, Charlie O'Connell, Brooke Hogan, Gerald Webb, David Gallegos"

Great viewing in a few minutes...

Matt said...

I wonder if she now has a semi-pro sex tape in the can. You know, just in case people stop paying attention to her.