Tuesday, October 02, 2012

Quote of the Day


"From now on, you will wear two-piece swim suits when on vacations. ... Angela, I need to know, are you committed to being my porn star? ... I do not want to hear ‘no’ or ‘we’ll see about that.’ I want my fantasies to be with you. God has authorized you and you only as my partner for intimacy and that is what I want."

-- Republican Rep. Allen West of Florida, in a letter to his wife written in 2003 while he was serving in Iraq which demands that his sexual requests be "standard" and "non-negotiable"

I swear, I'm beginning to like Allen West. He's so completely psychotic and dangerous that I really think the only way his tenure can end is with some kind of armed standoff.

Once he's finally voted out and it's discovered that he's been stockpiling the bodies of secretaries in the crawlspace of his Capitol office, or he returns home to become a family annihilator, I only hope that Rob Lowe gets to play him in the inevitable Lifetime women-in-peril movie of the week.

1 comment:

Colombo said...

Awesome I can see it now... Rob Lowe in black face. Nope still not as offensive as Allen himself