Friday, September 14, 2012


Today's quickie column for the Daily Banter tackles the very important subject of Kate Middleton's breasts.

Here's the opening shot:

"A quick word or two about the topless pictures of Kate Middleton now circulating online and the royal family’s response to them. So what? First of all, the idea that a French magazine — a French magazine — would get all 'mon dieu!' and pretend that it’s a big deal that somebody is half-naked out in the open is practically a comedy bit. We’re the ones who are puritanical idiots; one of the now wealthiest and most famous women in the world sunning herself topless while on vacation in Provence shouldn’t surprise anyone, least of all the Europeans. "

Read the Rest Here


TheReaperD said...

The only reason this is a big deal is that they're making a big deal out of it. Otherwise, it falls under "Tits? Cool! Next!"

CNNfan said...

"So what?" is two quick words.

Anonymous said...

Today I learned that "Kate Middleton" is an anagram of "Naked tit model".