Friday, September 14, 2012

Quote of the Day, Jr.


"I ain't no freaking chimp. No more Dr Pepper for my household. God Bless y'all."

-- Comment written in response to the above photo, which was posted on Dr. Pepper's Facebook page

We are sincerely the dumbest country on the planet.

How the hell do people like this even turn on a computer to make a fucking comment?

7 comments:

Anonymous said...

Living in the bible belt and reading that quote makes me think I should go ahead and get this shirt

ZIRGAR said...

Ironically, if that commenter actually was a chimp, I bet he/she would have a much better grasp of evolution.

Harvey Jerkwater said...

"If I'm descended from my grandfather, then how come my cousin's still around? Explain that, mister book-learnin'!"

VOTAR said...

" if that commenter actually was a chimp, I bet he/she would have a much better grasp of evolution."

...and Grammar.

VOTAR said...

Also, I take issue with the assertion that we are the dumbest country on the planet.

Right now there are people rioting and murdering over the depiction of a character in a children's fairy tale book.

We're the dumbest SPECIES on the planet.

Eric said...

That ad stinks and offends my beliefs: everybody knows primate evolution was accelerated by Monoliths, not sodapop.

I'm writing to my congressperson posthaste!

CNNfan said...

Ain't "monk", short for "monkey", a chimp that ain't freaking?

I'll have to consult Dr Pepper...