Wednesday, September 05, 2012

Banal Sex

And now, let's play multiple choice smart-ass responses, shall we?

Gawker: Lena Dunham Is Dating a Guy from That Band Fun./9.5.12

1. Look at them. If they get married it'll be declared an official holiday in Williamsburg.

2. Their baby will be like an insufferably dull version of the Antichrist -- with the 666 on his head clearly visible thanks to the shaved side of his asymmetrical haircut.

3. Wait, hasn't he seen what she looks like naked?

4. It's about time there was something funny in Lena Dunham.


JohnF said...

Maybe he likes her personality?
Yeah, I don't know, either.
Though he's no matinee idol himself.

kanye said...

Clap your hands everybody, and everybody clap your hands.

We're Lambda Lambda Lambda and...Omega Mu!

ZIRGAR said...

Who's Lena Dunham? I mean, I've heard the name and probably read some bit of gossipy bullshit about her in some ragazine somewhere, but I honestly don't know who she is or what she does. I only know who Fun is because they teamed up and did a song with Janelle Monae, but I have forgiven her for that, so...