And now, let's play multiple choice smart-ass responses, shall we?
Gawker: Lena Dunham Is Dating a Guy from That Band Fun./9.5.12
1. Look at them. If they get married it'll be declared an official holiday in Williamsburg.
2. Their baby will be like an insufferably dull version of the Antichrist -- with the 666 on his head clearly visible thanks to the shaved side of his asymmetrical haircut.
3. Wait, hasn't he seen what she looks like naked?
4. It's about time there was something funny in Lena Dunham.