"Who would win in a Fight Club-style brawl between me and Bob."Having never met Bob, I'd have to say...Bob. ;)
Dick. Bob's about a good 9-inches taller than me. Then again, I could always just cut off my cock and tack it onto the top of my head. ZING!
That would make you...Dickhead.
What else is new?
Bob may have height and reach, but we all know Chez will fight dirty as a motherfucker. He's an ex-TV producer for Chrissakes. The Oxford Dictionary lists that as a synonym for "cheap shotting bastard".He'll just show a picture of Inara, Bob will start cooing over it, and then his head will mysteriously split open from the table leg that magically popped up in your hand.
Don't be so hard-on yourself.
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