Wednesday, August 29, 2012

Quote of the Day

"We are not sure of Skittles' thought process behind their new ad, but if they are attempting to offend customers, they have succeeded. Skittles' newest 'Walrus' commercial includes a teen girl making out with a walrus. The two are on a sofa in an apartment kissing on the mouth when her shocked roommate walks in on them. Parents find this type of advertising inappropriate and unnecessary. Does Skittles' have our children's best interest in mind? Skittles candies are for all ages, but their target market is children. Skittles Marketing Team may have thought this was humorous, but not only is it disgusting, it is taking lightly the act of bestiality. Let Skittles know their new ad is irresponsible."

-- The official statement from "One Million Mom" entitled "Disgusting Skittles Ad" demanding that Wrigley pull the supposedly offensive Skittles commercial which features a woman pretending to date a walrus

It's taking lightly the act of bestiality. The rampant problem of bestiality among America's youth. This is what One Million Moms, in all their perpetually uptight and unfucked glory, are worried about.

We are truly beyond parody.

Goo goo ga joob.


Anonymous said...

The outrage likely stems from their inability to distinguish reality from fantasy. These are the same people who live their lives based on a two thousand year old book, believe everything they see on Fox News, and decry intellectualism. My only hope is that their refusal to vaccinate their children will eventually lead to the extinction of their subspecies.

Anonymous said...

I am pleased to know that the One Million Mom clearly knows the target demographic that skittles are aimed at. They must have researched the hell out of that tidbit.

Anonymous said...

Well, Chez, Skittles are obviously the that leads to bestiality.

Riles said...

Walrus-fucking is a well known and rampant problem in the junior high schools around the country. Thank God a company like Skittles finally brought this to our attention.

Offensive? More like Patriots.

firedmyass said...

I grew up watching Bugs Bunny kiss Elmer Fudd full on the mouth. I have somehow resisted the the inter-species agenda that Warner Bros. was clearly pushing. I mean, so far.

Spencer said...

The contrived outrage over the supposed bestiality (I bet the author has kissed her dog) and the fact that they misidentify adult women as teen girls are bad enough, but the most dishonest part has to be:

"Does Skittles have our children's best interest in mind?"

No you twats, the very existence of the product itself proves that Wrigley doesn't give a shit about your children's best interests...nor should they.

Matt said...

Well, I guess this is worse than the porn parody where the new bride got a Skittles facial.