"We are not sure of Skittles' thought process behind their new ad, but if they are attempting to offend customers, they have succeeded. Skittles' newest 'Walrus' commercial includes a teen girl making out with a walrus. The two are on a sofa in an apartment kissing on the mouth when her shocked roommate walks in on them. Parents find this type of advertising inappropriate and unnecessary. Does Skittles' have our children's best interest in mind? Skittles candies are for all ages, but their target market is children. Skittles Marketing Team may have thought this was humorous, but not only is it disgusting, it is taking lightly the act of bestiality. Let Skittles know their new ad is irresponsible."
-- The official statement from "One Million Mom" entitled "Disgusting Skittles Ad" demanding that Wrigley pull the supposedly offensive Skittles commercial which features a woman pretending to date a walrus
It's taking lightly the act of bestiality. The rampant problem of bestiality among America's youth. This is what One Million Moms, in all their perpetually uptight and unfucked glory, are worried about.
We are truly beyond parody.
Goo goo ga joob.