Wednesday, August 22, 2012

Quote of the Day


"Andre Agassi and Steffi Graf got married and had a kid, and so did Nadia Comaneci and Bart Conner, which sounds like some Nazi program to create the worlds best tennis player or gymnast. This is the exact opposite of that but with music."

-- Brendon at What Would Tyler Durden Do? on the announcement that Nickelback's Chad Kroeger and Avril Lavigne are engaged

6 comments:

Jim Hitchcock said...

I hear they're registered at Tim Hortons and the Moosehead Brewery. Loverboy is rumored to come out of retirement to play at the reception, which, consequentially, is being emceed by Bob and Doug McKenzie.

Ben said...

I didn't know that Canada allowed Same-Sucks Marriage.

No but actually, the plus side here is that this saves at least two other people from horrible relationships.

ZIRGAR said...

But the The Fray already exists, so I don't know what this guy Brendon is talking about.

Joash said...

The real day the music died and was legitimately raped

Matt said...

Who?

kanye said...

Imagine the fights in that house over who used up the last of the eyeliner and put the empty bottle back.

I give it six months.