"If you’ve been watching NBC in prime time the past few nights, you’ve probably noticed how, night in, night out, we’ve been wrecking the Olympics for you. All we can say is, our bad. At NBC we’re just not used to broadcasting things that people want to watch."
-- Andy Borowitz, in "A Message From NBC About Its Olympics Coverage"
There's gonna be a lot of NBC bashing around here over the next 15 or so hours, so prepare yourself.
If you'd like, there are other outlets that will happily stream it for you for live -- or you can just wait til I post it here in prime time long after everyone else has seen it and knows how it ends.