Tuesday, June 05, 2012

Flick You

Remember what I said yesterday about Miami?

I rest my case:

CBS Miami: Miami-Dade County Honors Director with "Michael Bay Day"/6.5.12

Because, of course.

In honor of "Michael Bay Day," all Miami-Dade residents are expected to detonate explosives in the streets, say something embarrassingly stupid and not at all clever and, if you're a woman, to oil yourself up and rub your bikini-clad boobs together at a camera that you're pretending is personally following you around. In other words, behave like it's any other Tuesday.

1 comment:

Busayo said...

I thought for sure they would give that honour to David Caruso.