Tuesday, May 22, 2012

Minority Retort

My latest piece for the Daily Banter is now up and it deals with the epic freak-out Republicans are having over the latest census figures that show more minority births last year than good old-fashioned white births.

So, exactly who will soon be the minority?

Here's a small excerpt:

"The changing face of America has come to kill the GOP as it’s existed for the past several decades — and the party is not happy about it. Don’t let all the usual macho bluster and tough talk fool you; Republicans are scared right now. Terrified. As in chilled right down to their precious souls — the ones hand-spun by Almighty God just seconds after their dads ejaculated inside their moms. They know their days are numbered."

Read the Full Post Here

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

We need some good old WW2-era propaganda with images of pregnant women giving birth with labored expressions, the father in the background smoking a cigar with his buddy as he watches behind the glass, and a slogan to the effect of "Men, do your part!"