Tuesday, May 15, 2012

Bio Shock

It seems not even worth it to get too pissed about anything relating to Kim Kardashian and her repugnant clan.

I admit that over the weekend I got an e-mail from a PR agent which enthused in hilariously over-the-top language how excited my readers would be for the upcoming season of Keeping Up With the Kardashians because you'd all be getting an inside look at Kim's new relationship with the now officially irredeemable Kanye West. Yeah, I wrote her back -- wanting to know if she drinks herself to sleep every night and was actually tearfully mouthing the words, "I'm sorry. I'm so sorry -- what have I done with my life," as she typed out the press release. Aside from that tiny bit of resistance, I know it's useless to bitch about what the inexplicable ongoing success of these whores -- and I'm speaking as much of the men in the family as the women -- has to say about America as a society and where our once-great empire stands at the beginning of the 21st century.

Still, gotta give a big standing-o to Jon Hopwood, whoever he is.

His, let's face it, honest assessment of Kim Kardashian -- remember, famous for being pissed on by Ray J -- in her IMDB bio is as brilliant as it is thoroughly refreshing. I guess you fight the little battles where you can, eh?

Uproxx: Kim Kardashian's IMDB Bio is AMAZING/5.14.12

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