Last week, Newt Gingrich bounced a $500 check to the state of Utah's elections office. Now -- well, there's this:
"While at the (St. Louis) Zoo on Friday -- before his address to the National Rifle Association convention -- (Gingrich) was nipped by a Magellanic penguin, the St. Louis Post-Dispatch reported Monday."
Even penguins hate this guy. I swear, I'm really gonna miss the Republican Clown Car Primary now that it's been narrowed down to just one clown. It's been comedy fucking gold.