Wednesday, March 21, 2012

Quote of the Day


"Religious Zealot To Take Down Jets in New York City"

-- Fark headline for story of Tim Tebow being traded to the New York Jets

Man, Tebow in New York City. This is gonna be good.

Say your prayers, Christ-child. Not even God will be able to save you.

8 comments:

pea said...

With any luck he'll be drugging, whoring, and drinking soy lattes by December.

Anonymous said...

We here in Denver are just happy that he is gone.

Jim said...

Is he leaving on a jet plane?
http://sphotos.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/560862_10151408666160713_208421665712_23190776_240596715_n.jpg

Steven D Skelton said...

Oh no!

Yahoo sports is reporting the deal might not go through and that my beloved Rams are interested.

For the love of God...

Anonymous said...

The New York media will eviscerate him the first time he puts a bible quote under his eyes. I don't even want to think about a stadium full of NY fans. This ain't gonna be pretty.

Riles said...

I think Denver is playing this all wrong. I'm betting Peyton doesn't finish the season. They are going to need a serviceable (oh!) QB off the bench. They should keep him around, and I say this as a Charger fan.

bafreeman said...

If you ever wondered just how much Elway hated Tebow, this trade says it all. And as a lifelong Raiders fan, I've always hated Elway...until now. If he walked through my door right now I'd feed him a sugar cube or a carrot or something.

Dr. Squid said...

I'd be interested in seeing some of the other headlines that didn't make the front page, being too cheap to pay $5/month for TotalFark.