Romney really is incapable of straying off-script.
Either that or he's succumbed to an outdated belief that every audience he speaks to is hearing his routine for the first time -- as if every form of media hasn't been broadcasting every word that comes out of his mouth to the masses 24/7.
Or maybe he just thinks he's like a comedian or musician and figures that each new audience is expecting to see him perform his greatest hits and will leave disappointed if he doesn't.
Oh yeah, and his wife drives a couple of Cadillacs. He's just your average guy.
Friday, February 24, 2012
Tree Hugger
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My girlfriend has an unlimited metro card. I can totally relate.
Perfect.
It just hit me who he reminds me of, now. Warren Beatty in Ishtar.
He really is perfectly tone-deaf, isn't he...
Couple o' Cadillacs...
Dude, I have two bicycles.
I AM THE ONE PERCENT! I AM THE ONE PERCENT! FUCK YES!
The word you're trying to think of is "magic." That's because these are magic words in a liturgy of faith-based politics.
Really, guys? For shame.
Don't listen to 'em, Mitt, they're just jealous. you keep tellin' it how it is on the mean streets, where a brother...er...eh...a person has to sacrifice things people like these take for granted. Like the ability to memorize more than one speech, or the ability to relate to "hoo-mans".
Romney 2012: Keeping it REAL.
Hmmm, I wonder if Romney's tree height comment will suddenly start making sense if it's repeated enough.
Nope, guess not.
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