"You know and I know that she's not young enough or pretty enough to be the wife of a president."
-- Newt Gingrich on his first wife, Jackie, according to former friend and campaign official Kip Carter
Is it hearsay? You bet. But just tell me you can't hear Newt -- puffy, self-satisfied asshole that he is -- actually saying something like that. Especially when you consider how thoroughly the facts smack down the revisionist fairy tale he's now telling about his infamous first divorce.