Friday, December 30, 2011

Quote of the Day, Jr.


"She is certainly one of the people you would look at. I am a great admirer of hers, and she was a remarkable reform governor of Alaska. She's somebody who I think brings a great deal to the possibility of helping in government and that would be one of the possibilities. There are also some very important cabinet positions that she could fill very, very well. I can't imagine anybody that would do a better job of driving us to an energy solution than Gov. Palin, for example. Tell her that she would certainly be on the list of one of the people we would consider."

-- Newt Gingrich on the possibility of naming Sarah Palin as a running-mate or to a cabinet position

I'm really not sure there's a way for these people to become any more of a joke.

9 comments:

Janiece said...

So basically, under President Obama our Secretary of Energy is a Nobel Laureate. Under President Gingrich it would be an ignorant opportunist who couldn't think her way out of a paper sack.

Bitchin'.

countryjoe said...

Reform Governor? Palin? Newton just proved to 300 million Americans that he is to stupid to be President.

JohnF said...

Some of this bunch actually make George Bush seem like an intellectual.

Anonymouse said...

Damn it! I knew I was wasting my time getting a mechanical engineering degree. Fuck...now I got to memorize the fucking bible to get a energy job.

Anonymous said...

Clearly, the Republicans have shifted from candidates that "you'd like to have a beer with" to candidates that have already had a few.

Eric said...

I can't rule out the possibility that if Newt Gingrich gets elected, Ashton Kutcher is going to jump out with a camera crew and incredulously ask how a majority of the American people didn't figure out the punking when he and Newt stopped putting any real effort into it months ago.

Busayo said...

Why is he calling her Governor Palin? The bint quit her job when the going got tough!

bafreeman said...

Translation: She's got a nice ass and I've been married to this latest one too damn long. Also, I learned a whole lot when I was impeaching BC about how far the secret service will go to let the Dick-in-Chief get some side action.

Claude Weaver said...

Someone should tell Newt that just because someone wears glasses, it doesn't mean they are sma...

*looks at accompanying picture*

Oh.

Never mind.