Granted I was raised Roman Catholic and we aren't biblical literalistic, but who in their right fucking mind tries to argue that a WOMAN is biblically qualified to be president?
If there is one simple concept through that long ass nauseating pile of tripe, its that women have no place outside the home.
Did anybody check with Jesus on this? Tim Tebow? What voter in their right fucking mind would vote for her because of this sign?? Oh well Happy New Year Chez and all your readers.
It's a term I very rarely use, and never throw around lightly, but Michele Bachmann is a stupid fucking cunt.
And while not specifically enumerated in the Constitution, one of the primary jobs of both the Congress and the President is to compromise, as that's the only way to get things done. So by that metric, Ms. Bachmann is anything but a capable leader.
Of course, neither of these facts should really come as a surprise to anyone.
You people never cease to amaze me. If any of our politicians even *mentioned* god and/or the bible, they'd be looked at strangely. And if anyone, perish the thought, ever said "god bless " in parliament, they'd be laughed off the floor.
Americans wank on and on and on about jesus constantly. It makes you look ridiculous at best, but mostly like ignorant lunatics for whom the Enlightenment never even happened.
Yeah, funnily enough, women leaders is the one of the few subjects the Old Testament is more tolerant of than the new. No, really. That Paul guy was kinda a dick.
So by the messed up logic of the Christian Right, this kinda makes sense.
Wow, I'm going to go stand on a beach somewhere and reevaluate my life and see where that line came from.
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Yes it is.
I'm just trying to figure out what I'm biblically qualified for. Stoning maybe?
Granted I was raised Roman Catholic and we aren't biblical literalistic, but who in their right fucking mind tries to argue that a WOMAN is biblically qualified to be president?
If there is one simple concept through that long ass nauseating pile of tripe, its that women have no place outside the home.
Did anybody check with Jesus on this? Tim Tebow?
What voter in their right fucking mind would vote for her because of this sign??
Oh well Happy New Year Chez and all your readers.
So that would make her The Whore of Babble On.
Only 48 more hours for this dolt and her self-loathing gay husband.
Wait?!? She is married to Rick Perry?!?
If karma is real, she'll end up in granny porn.
It's a term I very rarely use, and never throw around lightly, but Michele Bachmann is a stupid fucking cunt.
And while not specifically enumerated in the Constitution, one of the primary jobs of both the Congress and the President is to compromise, as that's the only way to get things done. So by that metric, Ms. Bachmann is anything but a capable leader.
Of course, neither of these facts should really come as a surprise to anyone.
But she isn't "Biblically qualified" though!
Timothy 1 2:12
I do not permit a woman to teach or to assume authority over a man; she must be quiet.
That's new testament too not crazy old testament nonsense.
More insane American religious crap.
You people never cease to amaze me. If any of our politicians even *mentioned* god and/or the bible, they'd be looked at strangely. And if anyone, perish the thought, ever said "god bless " in parliament, they'd be laughed off the floor.
Americans wank on and on and on about jesus constantly. It makes you look ridiculous at best, but mostly like ignorant lunatics for whom the Enlightenment never even happened.
Despite her biblical qualifications, Bachmann did not get the coveted Duggar endorsement
Yeah, funnily enough, women leaders is the one of the few subjects the Old Testament is more tolerant of than the new. No, really. That Paul guy was kinda a dick.
So by the messed up logic of the Christian Right, this kinda makes sense.
Wow, I'm going to go stand on a beach somewhere and reevaluate my life and see where that line came from.
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