Tuesday, December 06, 2011

Don't Cross the Schemes

You knew it was bound to happen eventually: two silly-as-hell Fox News conspiracies would collide, creating the ultimate conundrum for the network and its stable of fear-mongering dingbats. If you listen closely, you can practically hear Steve Doocy's tiny pea-brain imploding over this one.

The Huffington Post: Michigan Elementary School Under Fire for Removing the Word "Gay" from "Deck the Halls"/12.6.11

Good Lord, who to side with? It's part of the War on Christmas! No, wait, it's a moral stand against the indoctrination of our youth in the ways of the homosexual lifestyle!


1 comment:

Matt Osborne said...

The scientific term we're looking for is "cognitive dissonance."