Tuesday, December 06, 2011
Don't Cross the Schemes
You knew it was bound to happen eventually: two silly-as-hell Fox News conspiracies would collide, creating the ultimate conundrum for the network and its stable of fear-mongering dingbats. If you listen closely, you can practically hear Steve Doocy's tiny pea-brain imploding over this one.
The Huffington Post: Michigan Elementary School Under Fire for Removing the Word "Gay" from "Deck the Halls"/12.6.11
Good Lord, who to side with? It's part of the War on Christmas! No, wait, it's a moral stand against the indoctrination of our youth in the ways of the homosexual lifestyle!
ARRGGH! NOMAD IMPERFECT! MUST -- STERILIZE!