I wasn't going to bother with this since, generally, "Fundamentalist Christian + Insanely Terrified of Your Own Shadow = Just Another Day at the Office." But then CNN posted an actual interview with the Georgia guy who recently got fired because he refused to wear a little sticker that happened to have the number 666 on it, because, of course, that would be accepting the Mark of the Beast on his person -- and I just had to run with it.
Why? Because it's everything you'd expect and more. And that makes it hilarious.
Seriously, how do these people even make it through an average day without pouring water directly into light sockets or accidentally running themselves over with their own cars?