Friday, November 18, 2011

Quote of the Week

"You see, Oprah, there is still so much more that God needs for me to express to the world. It’s not just a coincidence that I look like Jesus. I am the modern day Jesus Christ that you all have been waiting for... So I ask you, Oprah, better yet, I’m begging you, Oprah, please cast me onto your show, Oprah. It is so crucial that the world hears God’s word for the fate of humanity, for the fate of mankind, for the fate of me seeing my son grow older, please, Oprah, I’m begging you."

-- Alleged White House shooter Oscar Ramiro Ortega-Hernandez, who's now charged with trying to assassinate President Obama, in a rambling and thoroughly hilarious 20-minute video aimed at getting him a guest spot on Oprah

Boy, is Oprah gonna be pissed that Jesus here didn't call her "dad."


Tom said...

Hmm, batshit crazy, pro-gun rights, Christian, has serious Freudian issues with someone he saw on TV. Sounds like the next Republican presidential front runner to me.

Anonymous said...

"God has spent a lot of time on me." I bet he has, I bet he has.

Steven D Skelton said...

I was just about to leave the following comment:

It is a bit refreshing that we seem to have bypassed the whole "this guy is from your political side and represents all of you" meme that goes along with all of these sorts of incidents.

Then I saw what Tom had to say.

Aww fuck it....I guess there isn't anything that some fucking asshat won't try to use for political advantage.