You're going to need a bath to wash off all that pepper spray. Dirty hippies.
"Please -- can somebody please punch him in the fucking mouth?"Sorry, Chez--you're going to have to wait in line for that. And I assure you that the line is going to be very long.
Time to pepper spray the hypocritical conservative fat-ass at one of these events. Can anyone dress up as a security guard and just pepper spray the fuckwad on live national TV? Oh wait, the dumbfux in suburbia will feel sorry for the a-hole and vote for him in droves. Did this jagoff ever hold a real job? Does anyone remember that he served the first wife with divorce papers WHILE SHE WAS DYING FROM CANCER? Then he paraded the second wife around, preached family values and then was screwing around on her? Remember when the conservative wingnuts were screaming about how character matters during the Clinton years? Guess what: Your leader and a number of others on that side of the aisle were screwing around. What did Newty have for lunch? That Albino Stepford Wife (WIFE NUMBER FUCKING 3!)? WTF, MUTHAFUCKA. Did you know that some people call this SOB an intellectual? Really? Just because he taught History 101 and spits out historical facts in his arguments, makes him intellectual? I'll report here from Zombietown that these morons think Newt is an intellectual "policy nerd" who can run the country better than what's in the Oval Office now. THE DUMBASSESS CANNOT HANDLE IT! They think that Newt will protect their pocketbooks that they inherited from their parents who got their educations from BIG FUCKING GOVERNMENT, MUTHAFUCKAS! Let's face it: These GOP trolls aren't comfortable with Mitt and his "weird religion," but as that left-wing media pokes holes in these wingnuts, they make Mitt look normal and they'll hold their noses and vote for him in '12.
I have a feeling that the line to kick him in the nuts (women) is longer.
Wait... you mean he's not just quoting what his second wife said to him when they were leaving the divorce hearing?
I no longer claim to be religious as such, but I do think the person who was Jesus is well worth emulating - peace, love, compassion and all that. The values they spew are diametrically opposed to what he talked about. These "christians" piss on his grave. Utterly disgusting.
LOL. Isn't Newt the one looking for a job, too? Maybe he should heed his own advice. The only problem for Newt is that douche bag smell never washes away.
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