Wednesday, October 05, 2011

Thoroughly Predictable Quote of the Day

"I was very disturbed, because I think it is a huge miscarriage of justice. I believe that while Amanda Knox did not wield the knife herself, I think that she was there, with her boyfriend, and that he did the deed, and that she egged him on. That’s what I think happened."

-- Dancing with the Stars contestant Nancy Grace, on the release of Amanda Knox

Right. Because the special power of omniscience bestowed upon her by her father, the Dark Lord Satan, allows Nancy to make this kind of iron-clad pronouncement without fearing that she'll look like a complete fucking idiot. I love how in Grace-land the courts are always right when they issue a conviction and always wrong when they come back with an acquittal -- because no one accused of a crime is ever innocent. Once you've been charged, you're automatically guilty; screw it, why bother with a trial at all?

I swear, it's not even worth getting pissed about anymore.

You know who should've been a miscarriage?

Nancy Grace.


Matt said...

Fuck this fucking fucktarded fucktwit. My capacity for outrage has gotten kind of numbed from the Perrys and Bachmans, but something about this hypocrite always sets me off.

QuadCityPat said...

Bra- fucking-vo Chez. This mouth breathing harpie is to jurisprudence as Michelle Bachman is to well reasoned arguments.

Again Well played.

Ref said...

Well gee, Chez, as a prosecutor she was so convinced that accused people shouldn't have any rights that she thought it was okay to hide exculpatory evidence from their lawyers. On THREE separate occasions. Since we went to the same school (she was a year behind me), I wonder what it was I heard that she didn't listen to.

Dr. Squid said...

Think she'd go up to Randall Dale Adams' family members and tell him that he deserved to be dead long ago? (He passed away last year.)

CNNfan said...

Nancy Grace, Dancing with the Stars is an attraction for the entire CNN audience, and FOX News audience, and MSNBC audience and etc, etc, etc.

After eight years in a news fandom community on the Internet, I know positively, that dancing Nancy is news fandom community gold!

So, Chez, this is one time you should stop engaging in drunken* debauchery about Nancy. It's bad enough you got us worried.

OMG! Is that a Band-Aid on one of Nancy's boobs? Nancy can always change partners and dance with any one of her many, many fans, if Tristan is not treating her right.

Just kidding you about "drunken", but come on, your mockery of mockery is way too nasty.

Benoit from Ottawa said...

What makes me go "eeeeeeyeewwww" more, I wonder rhethorically, Nancy Grace as a scowling condemnatrix, or Nancy Grace corseted like baloney sausage?

namron said...

To CNN fan: Please pick Nancy Grace's pubes from your teeth before commenting on this site.

NoxiousNan said...

What Matt said. I'd love to see her get a dose of her own automatically guilty medicine. Could we start with infractions Ref mentioned?

I think the evil prosecutor featured on last night's Harry's Law HAD to be inspired by nancy grace.

CNNfan said...

To norman spelled backwards: Grow some pubes before commenting on this site.

Just kidding namron! Your almost ready to pass your trolling learner's permit test.

Mart said...

Rolling Stone had an article explaining that Jacques Clouseau handled crime scenes in a more professional manner than the Italin cops,

That and you know a drug addict admitted to the murder... But still, Nancy could be right!