Tuesday, October 04, 2011

"Oh God, Oh God, We're All Gonna Die"



Every once in a while it's a good idea to remind ourselves how much conspiracist batshittery Glenn Beck still flings out into the ether.

Just listen to this -- see if you can avoid being hypnotized by the slow, smoldering cadence of his voice as it oozes melodramatic seriousness and concern.

Remember, though, he's got this "verified," so have your cash and food ready for next week. Van Jones and the anarchists are coming for your hedge fund.

11 comments:

Jeremy said...

It's a good thing that most of his listeners probably invested all their money in those Franklin Mint NASCAR series beer steins instead of the stock market.

Janean said...

Oh good grief.

Anonymous said...

The amazing thing is that Beck has pulled this "doom is coming next week" schtick dozens of times now. Are all of his followers suffering from dementia? How have they not caught on yet? How do these people get themselves dressed and fed every day?

QuadCityPat said...

He certainly understands cadence and delivery doesn't he. what a fucktwit.

Ducky said...

This is the first time I've ever even heard this guy. I've never Googled him, never saw his show, never tried to find him on YouTube. I had no interest in him or his quid pro quo. So, uh, when I hear, uh , a man who, uh , supposedly made his fortune, uh , with public speaking, uh , talk like this? I weep. I was so distracted by the jibbering and awkward pauses that I completely missed his point and I refuse to listen again. You can't make me. So there.

Anonymous said...

I think fucktwit is my new favorite insult.

Anonymous said...

I knew he was full of shit when he said "The Right is credible." Everything after that was just smoke being blown up my ass.

Anonymous said...

"When the atomic bomb goes off there is devastation; when the atomic bong goes off there is celebration."
-Robin William

Beck is a moron, and terrified that his crucifix has zero effect when it comes to people with Dreds, which is why he made this story up.

littlebitoffeisty said...

What an ass. My fear is how many of his minions will actually act on his advice and pull their money from the stock market and actually make it go down as a direct result of his asshatery.

Anonymous said...

"I will share with you at the top of the hour a threat that you should take seriously".... but first here's a message from goldline....

bafreeman said...

Someone needs to teach Beck how to masturbate.