Wednesday, October 05, 2011

Best Description of Today's Major Palin Announcement

You know that desperate and sad scene that inevitably pops up a half-hour or so before closing time at every club in America -- when the tramp-stamped drunk girl at the bar starts making out with one of her girlfriends just to get people to pay attention to her?

That's what this is.

And that's who Sarah Palin is -- that poor, pathetic girl.


Fred Sanders said...

Political Tramp and Fox News Paid Hussy Quits Job of America's Favourite Victim; Plans to File Victimhood Patent

Brian H said...

From @BorowitzReport:

BREAKING: Sarah Palin has decided not to run for President and go straight to the quitting part.

Anonymous said...

When I was scrolling through my twitter feed, virtually every one was about Steve Jobs, but interspersed, there were at least three from Palin. Still clueless that it isn't all about her.

Fifth Generation Leftist said...

Yeah, Anon 8:50 who gave Jobs permission to die and fuck up Palin's big announcement?