Anon - I hope you're being sarcastic. All fat people were "born this way"? Really? If you are ignore my following rant. Speaking as an obese person (trying really hard to do something about it) I know good and damn well I wasn't born this way... I just have no self control when it comes to food, and yes, I do eat too much of it. I've yet to meet anyone seriously fat that exercises frequently and limits their portion sizes appropriately. Comments like that piss me off, because it obviously bull shit and doesn't ever stop anyone from making fun of fat people - if anything it gives others more to make fun of. How about just admitting that you struggle with self control when it comes to food and it hurts you when others make you feel like less of a human for it.
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Dang. That's cold-blooded. Funny as hell, though.
Not the fat jokes. Replace the word fat with gay and see if you still laugh. Believe it or not, fat is not a lifestyle choice, we were born this way.
He won't be the running mate.
Because Perry... Got ate!
By Christie in the last debate.
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This is a joke... Absolutely no offense intended.
Anon - I hope you're being sarcastic. All fat people were "born this way"? Really? If you are ignore my following rant. Speaking as an obese person (trying really hard to do something about it) I know good and damn well I wasn't born this way... I just have no self control when it comes to food, and yes, I do eat too much of it. I've yet to meet anyone seriously fat that exercises frequently and limits their portion sizes appropriately. Comments like that piss me off, because it obviously bull shit and doesn't ever stop anyone from making fun of fat people - if anything it gives others more to make fun of. How about just admitting that you struggle with self control when it comes to food and it hurts you when others make you feel like less of a human for it.
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