"Christian God is the one and only true living God, the creator of Heaven and the Universe! ... I love Jesus! Jesus Christ is God! Jesus Christ is the son of God! ... Jesus Christ is god, Barack Obama is the Antichrist!"
-- Anonymous heckler at last night's House of Blues fundraiser event in Los Angeles as President Obama was speaking
I'm too busy right now to be able to come up with a decent punchline -- and luckily with this I don't have to.
In the words of the kid from Animal House: "Thank you, God!"