Thursday, September 01, 2011

Quote of the Day


"Republicans got plenty of money. They take it all from poor people."

-- Joe Redner, owner of Tampa, Florida's somewhat legendary Mons Venus strip club, who's already gearing up for what he assumes will be a huge windfall come next summer when the GOP National Convention rolls into town

Trust me, it's gonna be the most impressive example of "wealth redistribution" anyone's seen in years.

9 comments:

Fungi said...

Ah, Mons Venus. The greatest place on earth. At least in the 90's it was.

VOTAR said...

And, conveniently, an open-24-hour Taco Bell right next door!

Fungi said...

Don't forget the Super 8 right across the street. You can see naked chicks, buy them food and bang them right there, on the same block! God bless America.

VOTAR said...

And "Mister Car Wash" right across the parking lot.

Cuz, you won't get a clean ride in the club, but you'll probably want to leave in one.

Chez said...

You guys are a better Tampa-centric comedy team than Bubba the Love Sponge and whoever the hell his sidekick is.

Fungi said...

There's also a Wendy's in the adjoined parking lot. So I guess you can get a Double Stack at both places.

Anonymous said...

You are retards. Bubba isn't a comedy duo, numb nuts! They're a team of 5, moron. These are jokes? They're lame. Ned Rules!!!

Chez said...

Wait, that's a gag, right? Of course it is -- it has to be since nobody who's an actual fan of Bubba the Love Sponge would know how to turn on a computer.

Incidentally, Bubba is the first Central Florida redneck hack "comedian" I could pull out of my ass. That's the first and I guarantee you last time his name will ever be mentioned here. He's that inconsequential to me.

Eric said...

Wait, I'm missing something. Why does this guy think Republicans will pay to see female strippers?