Thursday, September 22, 2011

Quote of the Day, Jr.


"Hey, One Million Moms. Guess what. The whole god damn world doesn’t revolve around you and your stupid kid. Ben and Jerrys can make an ice cream with fish hooks and ecstasy tabs in it for all I care. Your kid, your problem. Leave the rest of us alone. And I bet that for every letter you write demanding this be stopped your husbands will write 2 demanding more if that's what it takes to keep your fat asses away from ice cream."

-- Brendon at What Would Tyler Durden Do, on the "One Million Moms" protest against Ben & Jerry's "Schweddy Balls" ice cream

It's important to remember that the humorless harridans collectively known as One Million Moms make up an offshoot of the ultra-conservative American Family Association, so their daffy indignation here should surprise no one.

You know something, though? Considering the kind of country One Million Moms are constantly insisting we need to return to, how are they finding time for activism?

Shouldn't you ladies be, you know, in the kitchen or something? Your husband's not going to be happy if he gets home and finds that supper isn't on the table. And you know what happens to you then.

10 comments:

Amy said...

I can't wait to try it. And I'm a mom. Hell. I'll even feed it to my kids, right before bed. GOD BLESS RUM.

Darek said...

What's funny is that Ben & Jerry's already has flavors like Karamel Sutra and Magic Brownies, and the ice cream loving children of America have somehow not been corrupted by those.

Also, I tried the Schweddy Balls flavor, and much like the balls I experimented with in college it was ok, but not something I plan on revisiting.

Stephen said...

They're really not going to like the release of the Throbbing Cock flavor then, are they?

Thomas B said...

I think those whiny bitches need to grow a pair.

jrm78 said...

One million moms? Feh. There's roughly 310 million people in the US. So tell me why should a corporation bend to the will of 1/310th of the population?

Jadine said...

Comment of the week to Stephen.

Anonymous said...

If only this were real: http://helablog.com/2011/09/ben-jerry%e2%80%99s-big-lebowski-ice-cream/

Nathan said...

May I humbly suggest another new flavor?

Mary Beth Williams said...

I think B&J ice cream is gross, but I support their right to make balls.

http://www.salon.com/life/feature/2011/09/08/ben_and_jerrys_schweddy_balls

Of course, the other night my kids were eating a cake with the word "Fuck" on it. Because I'm a GREAT MOM.

Liz said...

What do they get if they don't have dinner in time? Is it suprise butt sex?