"If elected President, I'll make this illegal in all 50 states!"
Strangely enough, this was the first time in years Marcus had been hard.
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This is how my Johnny likes it.
"I am the Great Cornholio! I need VP for my bunghole!"
Understand there is good anal and bad anal. I can help you cure the bad anal.
There's a first time for everything
Ladybird is more used to being a bottom. As for his wife, i doubt she gets laid.
Yeah-ee yeah. Yeah-ee, Yeah-ee, Yeah-ee Yeah Doin' the butt"Da Butt"ain't nothing wrong if you want to do the butt all night long... owww!"
Kanye. Dude.I bow to you.
Don't worry - like with our campaign buttons, you should only feel a little prick.
Is there any tread left on that tire or is it like throwing a hot dog down a hallway?
Being a submissive, godly wife sure involves a lot of butt-hurt!
"As president, I promise I will do to this country what Marcus is doing to me."
I was in the middle of doing this with my "friend" Luis, when God told me to marry Michelle.
Thanks, Votar, but you don't need to be bowing to anybody...you're as good at this as anyone that I've come across.
OMFG, these are awesome! Gracias mis amigos.
Good Lord Almighty and Sweet Baby Jesus! Where's the Lord's name did you get this? I only wish it was me instead of that lucky man. Amen,BillP.S. Don't tell Delores or I won't get my cherry pie tonight.
Whoops! I thought you were Michael, not Michelle!
If she only had a dick...
"This will give all those bloggers something to write about."
"Michelle, It's only gay if our balls touch..."
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