Thursday, September 15, 2011

Headline of the Week

Gawker: Gordon Ramsay's Porn Dwarf Double Eaten By Badger/9.15.11

Yes, this story is 100% true.

As for the badgers who apparently feasted on poor Percy Foster -- or had a light snack, as it were -- I guess Randall was right.


kanye said...

At least Percy was able to realize his dream of being just a bit taller...

...because, you know, he used to be three foot-six, and now he's three foot-ate.

Chez said...


Steven D Skelton said...

"Gawker: Gordon Ramsay's Porn Dwarf Double Eaten By Badger"

That's just one of those sentences you never expect to hear.

We were taking a smoke break from band camp the other day when the bass player said "Did I ever tell you guys about the time a Bedouin offered my dad seven camels for my sister?"