Gawker: Gordon Ramsay's Porn Dwarf Double Eaten By Badger/9.15.11
Yes, this story is 100% true.
As for the badgers who apparently feasted on poor Percy Foster -- or had a light snack, as it were -- I guess Randall was right.
Thursday, September 15, 2011
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At least Percy was able to realize his dream of being just a bit taller...
...because, you know, he used to be three foot-six, and now he's three foot-ate.
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"Gawker: Gordon Ramsay's Porn Dwarf Double Eaten By Badger"
That's just one of those sentences you never expect to hear.
We were taking a smoke break from band camp the other day when the bass player said "Did I ever tell you guys about the time a Bedouin offered my dad seven camels for my sister?"
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