Tuesday, September 20, 2011

Assistant Quote of the Day

10 comments:

hilz said...

No shit. I lived with vegans briefly in Seattle several years ago. Everything in the kitchen had to be separate. God forbid I opened a can of tuna with the community can opener, all hell would break loose.

Anonymous said...

Obligatory:
Light a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a short while. Light a man *on* fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

Anonymous said...

the worst thing about Vegan's?

they think their food tastes good.

Katstrate said...

Or maybe they'll make porn
http://www.reuters.com/article/idUSTRE78H1IR20110918

L. said...

It's kind of bullshit that vegans won't drink cow/goat/sheep milk or eat bird eggs but they'll eat honey from bees. They produce that shit with their little bee bodies. If you're going to be a teetotaler you don't get to make exceptions just because something's a bug.

That said, I made some vegan cupcakes a few weeks ago because I didn't have any eggs and didn't feel like going to the store and those bastards were delicious. Of course, I used actual chocolate...

Anonymous said...

It's kind of bullshit that vegans won't drink cow/goat/sheep milk or eat bird eggs but they'll eat honey from bees.

Not the vegans I'm familiar with. I thought honey was prohibited too.

Benoit from Ottawa said...

Too bad about prohibiting honey. Things are especially tasty when previously, um, shot out of an animal's body. Like civet cat coffee.

However, chocolate and ounces of unrefined sugar is certainly vegannnnnnnnnnnnnn.

Needs brownies...

Benoit from Ottawa said...

Another thought: a proper response to a fish lecture would be Monty Python's Fish Slapping Dance.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xCwLirQS2-o

L. said...

Fair enough. I'm partially basing it on vegan recipes that use honey a lot, so maybe the ones with a sweet tooth don't adhere as strictly? Though I've known quite a few vegans who eat honey regularly too.

Mart said...

Vegans lecture me about the evils of my egg and dairy vegetarian diet - even when I tell them it is my step in the right direction and hush up. If they continue I tell them that they need to get rid of anything made of sheet metal or sheet aluminum as every rolling mill I have been to uses lard as a lubricant.

L. - the devoted make sure their sugar is not filtered in bone char and will not eat honey.