Wednesday, September 21, 2011

Armageddon 2: The Perrying



Ladies and gentlemen, I give you Rick Perry: AMERICAN. A Michael Bay film. in IMAX 3-D!

Do I need to warn everybody how shitty a movie like this would really be?

8 comments:

Janiece said...

I am not watching that cankerous choad's ad. No, I'm not.

Anonymous said...

I love how this douchebag thinks this country "can get moving again" by him leading the Federal government - the same guy who wanted to succeed from the entity he wants to now govern.

LK3 said...

There is a movement to take Ben and Jerrys Shweddy Balls off the market (Great SNL skit) lots of outrage that Chaz Bono is dancing on a reality show and yet millions of Americans celebrate and vote for hate filled & ignorant as well as someone who will take away all their rights and their money. They may deserve what they get but the rest of us do not.

Riles said...

I'm hiding under my desk. Let me know when it's over.

Al said...

I respectfully disagree. He did indeed balance the Texas budget during the Recession (with the stimulus funds he condemned) so he could certainly get the nation's economy on track, all he needs is more of those billions that worked in Texas.

Yah.

pea said...

The movie'd have to suck. The trailer blows chunks.

My word verification word is "consound" which is an accurate description of my frustration every time douchenozzle Perry opens his mouth.

Keith said...

I say "Vote for Rick Perry!" Why settle for the lesser evil?

Anonymous said...

I'm too young to remember what words might have been said at Regan when he was running, but if we're going to demoralize our political system to the level of "Independence Day"-esqe moviemaking, can the President at least put Will Smith somewhere in his cabinet?

Or you know what? Nuts to Will Smith. Make it Samuel L. Jackson. No one leads the country better than Mace-freaking-Windu.