"When I see her next week, I’ll straighten her out about that."
-- Rep. Allen West, responding to his constituency's concerns over a comment made by Michele Bachmann in which she implied a willingness to drill for oil in the Florida Everglades
Well, guess we won't have to worry about Bachmann anymore come next week.
If I were you, Michele, I'd seriously invest in some body armor -- and maybe a security detail made up entirely of ninjas. When Allen West says he's gonna "straighten out" a woman, he means put her in the correct position to fit in a coffin.