Tuesday, August 30, 2011

Quote of the Day

"Quite honestly, I couldn’t put it down... It was almost like a book I would have written myself."

-- Satan, in the foreword of Dick Cheney's memoir, In My Time (according to Andy Borowitz)


Captain Assclown said...

"Although I wrote '1984' as a cautionary tale and not a how-to manual, I can't help but be pleased that someone obviously read my book so thoroughly. I only wish I wasn't dead so I could return the favor, Dick."

-George Orwell from the grave.

Anonymous said...

I would not suggest that Dick Cheney were actively involved in any communication with Satan. I merely posit that should such communication occur, the services of a translator would not be required.