"My stated goal is to have B. Obama held responsible for his forged birth certificate and not be in the Oval Office for the next election... If we continue under such cowardly, lying, wimpy leadership, the enemies of America will be successful. By the way, your sharia, koran, muslim, islam loving gig is up. Burying that creep bin Laden with religious honors is traitorous to Americans...Maybe you are on the wrong side, huh?"
-- From the Twitter and blog posts of a conservative Christian Air Force airman named Daryn Moran, who's staging a sick-out from work (you and I know it as going AWOL) until President Obama is arrested for being illegally elected
The irony of this guy's name -- it's just too wonderfully delicious.
(Update: And here's the hilarious last-minute twist.)