Wednesday, August 24, 2011


So the dark art of techno-witchcraft's leading necromancer Steve Jobs is stepping down as CEO of Apple.

Here's a clip from his resignation announcement, made, as usual, before a room full of fawning acolytes.


Ron said...

"This is the best soul-devouring-by-quicksand experience you'll ever have. It's just gorgeous on the new retina display." - Steve Jobs

Matt Osborne said...

I have a Venn diagram to draw: a circle representing the number of available livers for transplant, a circle representing 12-year old kids in need of livers, and a circle representing Steve Jobs. The overlap should be interesting.

Anonymous said...

stop watching that shitty show True Blood