Saturday, August 27, 2011

Bend Over, This Is Gonna Hurt


Christwire: God Prepares To Strike New York with Hurricane Irene, Gay Marriage Laws To Blame/8.25.11

8 comments:

toastie said...

Missouri, Arkansas, Mississippi, and Alabama have constitutionally banned same-sex marriage, and God has had no problem brutalizing them with weather events in the past year. I guess we cannot understand the ways of the Almighty.

Marc McKenzie said...

You know, if it wasn't for the fact that I have friends and family that are in the path of Irene in the NYC/Tri-State area, I would have laughed at this.

But now? Screw 'em. Quit bringing God into everything, ya lousy jerks.

(Honestly...does the Big Kahuna upstairs do the facepalm and say, "Oy vey!!" when this nonsense comes up?)

Anonymous said...

I'm pretty sure this is a strong satirical site. Have read it before, yeah just for the articles.

kanye said...

This could be the movie poster for Cloverfield 2.

Anonymous said...

Whenever a disaster hits a group that the Christian fringe doesn't approve of, it's God punishing sinners. Whenever a disaster hits a group that has done nothing wrong, the response is "he works in mysterious ways" (i.e. "shit happens").

I wish I could say I was surprised none of them ever seem to notice the obvious contradiction.

Matt Osborne said...

@toastie: God punished Tuscaloosa for the poisoned trees in Auburn. Or at least, that's what they tell themselves.

Liquid said...

A little Maker's, a little Deus Ex, I love Seattle!

Anonymous said...

Based on the relative "no event" in New York, I guess we really do know how the big one feels...

& I read that God is not happy with what is happening in DC - reason for the earthquake. I replied, God thinks that the president has enought crap to deal with from the Republicans that he gave DC as pass in regard to that earthquake!